mother

a person who gives birth to you then leaves you with your pops cause she hates you and your father so much. A person whos not really a mother and hates her kid.

my mother thought i was an ugly worthless piece of shit so she abandoned me and left me hating myself and women for life.

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mother

the stupid woman who gave birth to me.

my mother isnt really my mother if she abondons ME.

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MOTHER MOTHER

The way that you say MOTHER FUCKER when you are pissed off playing in a golf tournament and cant cuss of you will get disqualified!!!!

(hit a horrible drive that goes into a fairway bunker)
"MOTHER MOTHER, that was the worst MOTHER MOTHERIN drive ever."

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mother

#1.Probably the only person who had ever
loved and cared about you.........
#2.The person for who you gonna hate yourself
when shes gone and u realize that u have never
gave her anything back even though it had been
so easy just to say thank you......

#1.
Loving Mother:pls George let those porns and come outside for a bit, u havent left youre room for two weeks now. i dont want that u end up as nude or a satanist worshiper or even worse as a Mtv news reader.
stupid George:piss off!!
#2.
im missing my mommy
why i have never listend to you mom
*a 40 years old Mtv news reader crashs on the floor cries and then shoots himslef into the head so that the cleaning lady has to do over-hours again*

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mother

The first lady of the chav household. She is often found whiling away the days watching her relatives on Trisha in her cigarette-stained dressing gown, yelling at the little chavs and smoking 60+ cigarettes a day.

Defining characteristics of chav mothers are:

i) A penchant for smoking
ii) Being single
iii) A love of TV-related magazines

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mother

fucking person who gave birth to you.
and because of that they think they basically OWN you.
but they fucking don't.
and they want you to live your life how they wished there's could've been. they don't let you do what you want but what they want.
usually a bitchy woman, who wants bloody perfect children.

but she ain't getting them.

I HATE MY FUCKING MOTHER
wish she didn't give birth to me so then i wouldn't have to go through this hell NOW.

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mother

The female representation of a parent in a childs life, synnonyms are:mom,mum, ma,mommy, etc.

Hey mother, may I have something to eat,