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To shit yourself and keep it in your underpants for a long time, therefore, it looks like a fucking chocolate muffin.
Fuck, I think I've had a muffin the whole day.
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Ahhh aye muffin aye it’s muffin time. Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieeeee, please somebody kill me please have muffin time lol xd
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Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house
Pothead #2: okay
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The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
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A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.
I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin
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A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.
Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!
I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!
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yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins
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