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When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.
I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.
Used tampon or pad that has been wrapped in toilet paper and thrown in the trash.
Carol must be on the rag, she just buried another blood mummy in the bathroom trashcan!
A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
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When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
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After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
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When you wrap a fruit roll up on a man's penis and suck it off during oral sex.
I gave him a sticky mummy before he went into my tomb last night