Crackus-Murr

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.

Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

Murr

Slang for Mirror.

She done backed up and broked her murrs.

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murr cat

a retarded, furless cat

What's wrong with nick's cat?
That fucking things a murr cat.

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murr

to laugh in a sense of mockery.

murr, you just shat yourself

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Jack Murr

A unit of measurement referring to 3 inches or less or pertaining to an overall small size. Often referring to the penis.

Boy, I heard he's packing a Jack Murr, he ain't gonna get no girls with that.

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murr

A phrase invented by Emily and Kit to represent excitement or anticipation. Often repeated in rapid, stacatto succession.

Person A:
"This weekend is going to be so cool."
Person B:
"Murr, Murr, Murr"

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murr-licious

someone who enjoys a good cack in the butt and rim

DidyouhearthatSamisMurr-licious

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