Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

bully a fnf musician day

24th of january, the day of bullying fnf musicians for making ass music and sidechaining in the worst possible way ever

bully a fnf musician day use in a snetncene: "fuck you, vagina's your sidechain"

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condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

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Musician's Exhaustion

A feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. Often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. Commonly occurs after one's band/choir performance.

First Trumpet: "I swear if the director makes us play tomorrow I'm gonna lose it.
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."

Jazz Musician

A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket

Jazz musicians are poor

Musician

Anyone who can manage to put their song on the internet

"Everybody is a musician"

Musician

1. A crazy person
2. A person with serious commitment issues(ie. Too much commitment)
3.diary burner, social chameleon, flamboyant chaos magnet, also nervous introvert

Only a friend of a musician or a musician would understand these definitions. Lol