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This is a close relative to "The Dutch Oven". It is a vile sex act in which a girl (or a guy depending on your sex or sexual orientation) swallows a fart while giving you a rim-job.
Hey, do you remember that girl I picked up at the bar last night? Well, she was rimming me and I gave her The Musky Dutchman and she held it like a bong hit!
When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head.
"I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut."
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after a male busts a load in a female's mouth and she swallows it he then proceeds to cover her mouth with his hand and punch her in the throat so that the semen will come out her nose.
the last time I came in a girl's mouth, she went "umm delicious" but I felt she was not worthy of my semen so I karate chopped her in the throat and the next thing I know the spunk sprayed out of her nostrils. This is a muskie blast.
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A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!
Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.
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a musky resk is when a man has not cleaned his penis after ejaculation. the resk is the name for the residue and it is said to be musky due to the smell
shut the fuck up you musky resk
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Another term for calling people a bastage or dingle berry.
you guys are big soggy musky beavers!
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