Whack my Cock

To Chill; to sit around and relax; to have a lazy day; to run cumbersome errands; to be a hermit; wasting time; household chores

(A) Hey girl, do you want to go to the mall with me?

(B) No, not today....I'm just gonna sit around and whack my cock. Whack...whack

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Suck My Cock Gaywad

A hypocritical insult.

Person1: You're gay.

Person2: Suck my cock gaywad.

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You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

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She wants my cock

A cataphrase signifying that a particular woman has romantic and/or sexual feelings for a particular man.

George: Eh Negro, you see that girl across the street?

Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???

George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!

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suck my cock lul

it's when a girl or a guy suck's your cock lul

Daddy suck my cock lul mhmhmhh

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if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"

Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

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Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

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Suck my cock bitch

Suck my cock bitch

guy: nerd
guy 2: suck my cock bitch

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