my fucking idiot brother

a well known hyper active fucker who eats dog shit and has bushy brows

my fucking idiot brother is gay

my brother is an idiot

Means my brother is a huge idiot

My brother is an idiot, he's so annoying

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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"