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A figure of speech meaning that a situation is way too complicated for another to understand. relating with "Put you in my shoes".
guy1: I'd love to help you with your problems but i don't know what's going on.
guy2: sorr man,my shoes are too big for you.
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What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.
I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son
A term of contempt to one disliked.
"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"
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You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.
I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.
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When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.
Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."
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When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.
Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.
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A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.
"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."