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an abbreviation used when you bang a really stupid but hot chick. Usually they are plastered with enough makeup to fill in a fairly large pond.
yoyo my nig nag, i wick wacked that bitch's bf and NC'd that lil whore, now my dick is covered in eyeliner.
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Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
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A small city in Eastern, NC full of citizens who view themselves as very big fish in a very small pond, and whose egos stretch from Atlantic Beach to Boone. Living in Wilson means you may have a decent amount of money but you feel it necessary to tell everyone how much money you have because deep down you’re self conscious that you inherited almost everything you own rather than working for it like most residents of a real city.
Let’s stack two styrofoam cups and ride around Wilson, NC with a cocktail while we look at the whirligigs. Afterward, we can eat BBQ at Parker’s, buy some overpriced preppy clothes at Hilton’s, and finally cheat on our spouses while pretending that no one in this town ever shares secrets!
A land, sea, and space-grant public university that's part of the UNC system. Located in Raleigh, NC. Often picked on by UNC students who think they're important because Michael Jordan attended there over 40 years ago and mommy told them so.
NC State develops students into innovators and leaders. State students often end up in exciting and steady careers that people need and respect since all students, including athletes, take real courses, but more importantly because they didn't go to a university that only offers degrees in gender studies.
The only respectable school in the UNC system is NC State.
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The one town in North Carolina where the big event of the week is to go to walmart and catch up on all the gossip
Hey I was in "Elkin NC" the other Night and we totally went to walmart.
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A small city in western North Carolina. It is a retirement community so there are many old people and tourists, but nothing to do if you aren't old or rich.
Teen 1: wanna hang out?
Teen 2: and go where?
Teen 1: Oh yeah, this is Burnsville, NC...
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