Sketchial Needs

Sketchial Needs people are in everyones life, whether it be the ones wandering your school, inhabiting the local Tim Horton's for hours upon hours or in the mall doing something questionable.

Sketchial Needs is where they are NOT special needs, but just weird and sketchy, and do weird things that make you stop and think for a moment "maybe they ARE special needs". They lack any fashion sense. All ability to be cool, despite their fervent efforts and make fools out of themselves constantly. However there is no excuse for such a personality because they are completely able to fix themselves and become awesome.

The totally ballin Tim Horton's worker Tyler leans against the counter as someone with Sketchial Needs walks in.

"Oh great, heres Mrs. Sketchial Needs again" he says to Brittany.
She replies " ugh shes going to pretend to talk on her cellphone and write with 2 pens again!!"

citation needed

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)

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Don't need that!

An exclamation used after pulling off a piece of dead skin from your foot and discarding it.

Person 1: Don't need that!
Person 2: That's disgusting

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we need

Used to denote that the speaker wants someone to do something, but has no plans whatsoever to do it themselves. Commonly followed by the speaker taking credit for whatever they had someone else do.

1.We need to take the trash out. 2.We need to do the dishes. 3.We need to mow the lawn.

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Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

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needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

Leo/Need

Leo/Need,a Project Sekai girl band with 4 members.
Those girls are:
Hoshino Ichika,
Tenma Saki,
Mochizuki Honami&
Hinomori Shiho.
Their Debut song is NeedLe
Besides the 4 girls,there are 2 Virtual Singer (also from Project Sekai) with them:
Hatsune Miku&
Megurine Luka.

A:Hey whats Leo/Need?
B:Leo/Need is a 4 girl band!They have nice songs,you should listen to NeedLe first,it shows us their memories from the past.