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Commonly referred to as Lopat: A township in Warren County NJ that borders on the much larger and much scummier Phillipsburg, or P-Burg as it's known. Lopatcong is P-burg's much wealthier neighbor, full of snotty ex-city worker's who fled Bayonne and other parts of Bergen county for a cookie-cutter McMansion and what could be called a "back-yard." There's nothing to do in Lopat, but hey at least it's not Phillipsburg. Lopat kids commonly DO go to college, and leave the nest, steering clear of "Warren County Community College" - a small step up from Phillipsburg High School, a very small step.....
I'm from Lopatcong, NJ my house doesn't look like a tornado hit it..."
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Clinton, NJ is a town where nothing happens. A shit ton of old rich pricks destroy anything fun here, and the taxes are so high it's like your .12 acre backyard is covered in blood diamonds. Clinton is also infamous for its cops, and their urge to pull anyone under the age of 25 over for absolutely nothing. It's no wonder though, cause the kids here are all pompous spoiled assholes or druggies. Few good people remain in the town of Clinton, and they're either there because our school system fucking rocks, or because it's the last place kids can play in the street without worry of them turning into gangbangers.
Random NHHS Student: What you do this weekend bro?
Punk Kid: Oh nothing, a Clinton cop gave me a bald tire ticket
Other Kid: Oh sheeeeet when did you get your tires bro?!?!
Punk kid: four days ago.
I pass by Clin'on on 78, but I've never been there, and I hurd not a thing happens there.
Me:What is there to do in Clinton Nj?
You: We could always go to citispot!!
Me: Kurt Cobain was right *shotgun shell to mouth*
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Avalon, NJ is a small town just below Ocean City, NJ in South Jersey. It’s considered the Hamptons of N.J. and only the rich wealthy white people from The Main Line go to Avalon. Avalon which is “Cooler by a mile.” The lifeguards a bunch of prep kids as it runs by a white father and only his kids friends can join.
21st Street is where all the prep kids meet up at 8pm then heads towards the beach and make out together. Although it anti a party unless the cops that are 18 come and stop them. A true Avalon Girl is a wealthy skinny brunette that’s a bitch and thinks she is the shit, although if your an ugly guy don’t worry, they can’t see you at night.
Popular slang words come from Avalon like “ Let’s watch the submarine races”
1: Hey brother, let’s go to Avalon, Nj this summer!
2: yea let’s go maybe I can watch the submarine races with Katherine
1: yea if the cops don’t come
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Jackson- known for Great Adventure and if you didnt live in Jackson your whole life then you know it as Six Flags. Its the place that you can be considered a Hick but at the same time be told you live in a city. You have to go to other towns to actually go to stores. One side of Jackson is woods and the other is built up. Schools are known to be over-crowded and filled with a diverse group. People move here because they like the woods but then they build it up to what they just left.
Anyone who is a true J-towner knows that there is always a PaRtY to go to, you know that Jackson is thought as this wonderful town that the kids are "innocent". Here is where you laugh it up. You know the deal-woods, parties,drinking...etc...there's nothing else to do. so fill that glass and cheers to the true J-towners that prove to every1 what a good time really is.
*Woods parties
*colliers mills
*Pit
*dirtbikes/quads
*hunt
*Shop
J-town is filled with a diversity that know one can ever live up to.
Your either one of us or not
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Small boring town in New Jersey. There's nothing to do here. There are a lot of chill stoners and a lot of jewish people.
Person A: I'm bored, we should go to Springfield, NJ.
Person B: Hell no, ain't shit to do in Springfield
Person A: True, they got good weed though.
Person B: Yeah
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The other, and better, Allentown. If you live in central Jersey, you probably drive through Allentown to get to the shore and don't even realize it. Known for the quaint shops on Main Street and annoying wandering packs full of teenagers that think they're badass. Also, the majority of the people in town are more intelligent than the jackass that wrote the other post.
I'm From Allentown-
Oh, so you're from Pennsylvania?
...Nope, the other Allentown. Allentown, NJ. Fuck yea, Jersey!
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Home of Great Adventure, known by bennys in the tri state area as "Six Flags" A Short drive to Belmar, Seaside, Pt. Pleasant, and Avon. It is a one hour drive to NYC and Philly. More importantly, it is home to hicks and teenage stoners. With emphasis on teenage stoners, that smoke weed while driving down major roads, and get busted on a weekly basis.
"yo lets smoke this blunt on 571 in jackson nj, maybe the cops wont notice me taking a hit"
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