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a spur of the moment meal with the lads which isnt too healthy but can be classed as good for the gains
Adam, weve just finished leg day - shall we go for a cheeky nandos?
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A common term used by British citizens under the circumstance that they are watching their weight or their wallet and as such should not be attending the caloric overpriced venue known as Nandos.
Cheeky Nandos
Propagated across the internet by the misconception, misunderstanding and outright confusion of Great Britain's cross-Atlantic children "The Citizens of 'murica of the free" who know nothing about cheeky, and even less about weight watch.
Anger spread like wildfire across the dominant species of the Americas, the "Bareback-lardos" ( commonly referred too as Americans ) who quickly tried to censure the term by labelling any user as a "sub-human freak who just lost his masculinity to a selfie".
Their attempts however fell short for little did they realise the British lost all respect for themselves anyway as soon as they entered a pub.
Some examples of how a commoner of the British Iles would use the word 'Cheeky' with the word 'Nando's'. Note that 'cheeky' is used as a descriptive of 'Nando's'. IE the Nandos can be cheeky.
'I should be on the treadmill but going for a cheeky Nando's instead'
'Heading to Nando's for a cheeky one with my Gran's med dosh'
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When you finish graft for the day and you meet your crew in town. Yous decided to have a shop around with no intention of buying. You walk around Cex talking shit and cause a ruckus in Sports Direct, until your lad Daz suggests that we go and ''Boss MaccyD's'' and use your expired college ID for an extra cheese burger. Then your leader Hazza. Who's mounted every girl in byker steps in and is like ''Haway man lads, let wi hav a cheeky nandos instead before we gan to the gym for 40 minutes''. So yous all think ''Aye haz lets jog along to the gate then''
''Mate am proper clamming, let wi gan and get a cheeky nandos''
''I m out of job seekers mate, I had to pay me dealer back from the other week''
''Divnt worry mate, we'll gan halfs on it. just pay is back next week''
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Have a very spicey poo after eating Nandos
Look out boys I got to go have a Nandos baby
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The act of dressing a male as a female and then having but sex with them while they are covered in mayonnaise.
He was dicking me down raw and then he pulled the Dirty Nando.
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You are on the train with your mates on your way to the nearest city to go shopping. Then Joe, one of your mates, suggests that you should go to McDonalds. But then Nick, a proper ledge, like everything he says is pure banter, suggests "Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos". And everyone is like "Woah this guy is an absolute ledge". Yeah everything he says is an absolute smasher. Then you all you out for cheeky nandos.
Joe
- Maybe we should go to McDonalds.
Nick
- Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos.
Group
"Woah, this guy is an absolute ledge."
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A MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE PART 1: in the following paragraphs I will try to explain this British term to the best of my ability and knowledge. There is a whole cultural background that you need to know about before you can finally understand the term 'cheeky Nandos' completely. Let's start by talking about Nandos. As you might already be aware Nandos is a portuguese themed restaurant that sells chicken. The chicken comes in different spicy flavours with 'lemon and herbs' being the least spicy of all. Relatively speaking Nandos is a nice affordable restaurant in the UK which is very popular among young people. It is the next best thing after all your normal big known brands such as McDonalds (Also known as Macccers, which sort of rhymes with suckers) and KFC and all the fast food chains. In comparison, Nandos is much more fancy, as it a 'proper' restaurant. It is therefore common for young people to take their dates to Nandos, if they are really fancy the girl and thinks it's worth it. Generally speaking, Nandos is very famous amongst working class families for weekend dining and amongst working class youngsters for special events. Nandos has been running in the UK for quite some years already, so it is very well known. So now you understand more or less how deeply Nandos has influenced British culture.
Let's have a cheeky Nandos coz we're having too much fun!
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