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Nanny Mcfee

A creep babysitter with a wart the size of Alaska who does weird things to the children she watches.

Man, I can't believe the babysitter was a total Nanny Mcfee. I'm going to have pay for years of therapy.

by Makeittillyoubreakit December 22, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fannie nannie

A friend who discourages another female friend from having sex by acting like an unwanted caretaker of her vagina

Hannah: Did Amina hook up with her ex last night?
Fatima: They got to the bedroom but Zainab walked into the room and took her away.
Miraal: What a fannie nannie!

by Destroyerqueen May 30, 2015


Hoe-Nanny

The Nanny of the hoes. Someone who runs and owns the hoes.

The owner of the whorehouse was such a great hoe-nanny that all of the hoes confided in her.

by SexyMamaLama July 9, 2007


Zanny the Nanny

A fictitious babysitter, created by amoral, trashy, and promiscuous single mothers in order to deflect blame for poor parenting. "Zanny", actually is the street name for a drug called Alprazolam.

I was so bombed, high, and too busy having sex! It sure is a good thing Zanny the Nanny was watching my child!

by Captain Biscuit June 13, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 12, 2011

51๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

by MnJack December 27, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy Nanny

A beautiful woman who does a similar job to au pair or nanny, except her focus is the man of the house instead of the children. Normally, the wife is involved in hiring a Daddy Nanny and is aware of all aspects of the job.

A Daddy Nanny has the wit, charmm and intelligence of Mary Poppins and the body, energy, and sensuality of a hot stripper.

Daddy Nannies are special housekeepers who cook and clean naked except for very high heels and then fuck the man of the house so good that he forgets about his wife, his kids, his girlfriend.

Many Movie Stars, Rappers, and top CEOS have had been rumored to have had an extremely hot, full-time, live-in Daddy Nanny.

by Jack The Man February 1, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž