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april 11th, get ready to eat every furry you can
*sees a furry in public*
person: hey, do you know what day it is
furry : no?
person : its national eat all furries day
furry : oh hell no *runs*
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On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.
Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!
National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.
This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now
I live national eat your books day.
December 13th is National Eat goat balls day
December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS
The day all females get the best head from Anyone . This holiday lies on August 3rd
"Hey Today August 3rd"
"Oh! its national Eat coochie day"
Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"