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May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on
Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi
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August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.
Hey its national fuck day lets have sex
National fucking day takes place on the 14th of April
Where one can fvck whoever they want and won't be considered as rape
I want to fvck you on national fucking day
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National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!
Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?
Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..
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On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob
Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day