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On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
October 10th
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!
kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.
hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?
yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl
Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday