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National Crush Day

The girl you like you have to confess to her

I asked out my girl on National Crush Day

by Johnny Vlogs May 10, 2019

63πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National Rape Day

This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.

Fuckface 1: Hey there! It’s National Rape Day!
Me: No, and for that. You can go die.

by poobis mcgoobis April 11, 2021

1309πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž


National Hoe Day

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

β€œHey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
β€œYeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

by linglingg June 13, 2018

198πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


National Rape Day

A terrible β€˜holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.

β€œSexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”

β€œYeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.

by broiledeggs April 4, 2021

2726πŸ‘ 346πŸ‘Ž


National History Day

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.

National History Day has a special place in hell.

by ernest hemingway is big gae November 24, 2019


National Rape Day

If you celebrate this please crash into the nearest oil refinery nobody will miss you.

(national rape day is shit) Dude if I could tell the gym teacher to drive into the nearest oil refinery i would be sooo happy

by Yuepoo20 February 7, 2023

455πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


National Chloe Day

A national day celebrating all people called chloe on the 17th May.

*Its the 17th May*
Hey its National Chloe Day today! Have a great day Chloe!

by H3lp m3 October 3, 2018

43πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž