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The girl you like you have to confess to her
I asked out my girl on National Crush Day
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This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.
Fuckface 1: Hey there! It’s National Rape Day!
Me: No, and for that. You can go die.
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June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.
“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”
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A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.
“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”
“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.
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A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.
National History Day has a special place in hell.
If you celebrate this please crash into the nearest oil refinery nobody will miss you.
(national rape day is shit) Dude if I could tell the gym teacher to drive into the nearest oil refinery i would be sooo happy
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A national day celebrating all people called chloe on the 17th May.
*Its the 17th May*
Hey its National Chloe Day today! Have a great day Chloe!
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