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Niko is a big boi Chungus who loves his special sauce. He is omnipotent and fucks everyone in his path.
Niko loves his special sauce.
P.S. By the way, ‘special sauce’ is John Cena’s cum.
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He is a really really cute boy that goes to Valley Center Middle School and I only went out with him for only a week
Niko was an amazing boyfriend to me. I miss him. 😩
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An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.
"Holy shit, that guy is a total Niko."
"Douche doens't cover it. He's a Niko."
"They didn't just salt the earth, they Niko'd it."
"I wouldn't wish Niko upon those poor souls."
"If one more Niko shows up at this party, I'm going to kill myself."
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A dumb dog
A person whose bad at soccer
"Hey guys, look over there it's a Niko!"
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A very caring and zen individual. With the smoothed hands and Softest lips. The type of guy to bring home to meet mom. Niko also has a great ear for music but has a unhealthy obsession with vin diesel that stops him from doing anything with his life
The term Niko is used to describe someone with a unhealthy obsession to bald guys with deep voices
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A fat non-athletic gayboy megafag, who chugs cum by the truckload. Has the smallest cock ever to the point where even people with microdicks feel bad before. He gets denied by every girl that he asks out. He may look like a fuck-boy but he's most likely to be a virgin for the rest of his life. Niko is the likely guy to have a foot fetish but it doesn't matter because he can never get a girl anyways. He looks like lady liberty just yeeted him off her torch.
Niko is a cum dumpster.
Even the dead Jews feel bad for Niko.
I heard Niko took a ride in the dryer when he was 13.
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Savage boy who cannot stop thinking about his lady, he loves to hump you and fuck you till the day he dies. But watch out when your not looking, he’ll come up to you rip off your shirt pull down your pants so your just in your underwear, then he’ll do the same thing to himself then he slowly takes off his underwear so he’s completely naked and then he’ll do the same to you then he walks up to you and sticks his penis in your vagina and swishes it around, then while he does that, he grabs your boobs and jiggles them around for a while then he takes care of himself to make sure your helping.
Holy crap NIKO is gonna FUCK you hard
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