goal horn

when a hockey player scores a goal in that player's home arena, instantaneously lighting the red lamp thus triggering a horn similar to the likes of a the horn from a train. the goal horn brings about an ecstatic reaction from the crowd and is best accompanied by the "hey song"

The Calgary Flames goal horn gives me chills down my spine. I downloaded the MP3 version of the Flames goal horn to my iPod and I listen to it before I play in my deck hockey league.

Body Goals

When someone has a body that you admire and perhaps aspire to have.

OMG she is body goals af!

(see definition for AF)

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goal hanging

Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers

Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"

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Couple Goals

"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.

Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.

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couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness

Wow, look at Sophia and Brian! They are real life couple goals!

Stevie Goal

To score the easiest goal in EVERY game on the online leagues in Fifa 10, and then boast about how good you think you are.

Jinky: I see Daveyowens scraped a 2 - 1 win against you at Fifa just there.

Phantom: Aye he did.

Jinky: Was it a Stevie goal?

Phantom: Aye it was, It always is a Stevie goal.

Wife goals

A woman who would make a great wife, or who has the characteristics that you would like in a wife.

Man, Julie is wife goals.