A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.
The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.
Bro that Ben Handlebars is staring at your son’s ass. We need to get him out of here.
1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!
I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.
She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.
This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
Holding on to a mans shoulders during sex, so you don’t off. Kind of like a jungle gym
He has some MASSIVE handlebars
THE LOVLEY HANLDEBAR, I LOVE LOVE LOVE, TOMMY SHAVE AGAIN. HANDLEBAR 4
Hey dude shave
Ok
*takes picture of him shaving and handlebar 4 comes out*
The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.
"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"