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The single greatest occurence in the history of the universe. Summer is like christmas morning, the most glorious sex ever had,falling in love, winning the world series, superbowl and olympics all in one glorious 3 month period. Summer is the most precious thing that exists as it embodies everything that life is really about, love, happiness and general good times. This being said, great care must be taken not to waste a single solitary second of Summer because when it ends and you end up back in school(prison) you will realize just how magical it is. Approximately 93.7% of all lasting happy memories occur during the summer months.This statistic is especially astounding because a large portion of each Summer should be spent drinking heavily enough that when you wake up in the morning you can't remember what happened, you just know you had a great time.
Verb- To Summer, Summering: Having a good time, having fun, or relaxing with friends in a way that would occur during the Summer months. Summering can occur at any time during the year as long as those involved maintain a Summer spirit and all stress is forgotten in order to promote happiness.
Summer. FUCK YES.
"Yo I'm gonna go Summer later you in?"
"Hell yes"
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A season where oppressive heat is only compensated by scantily clad women
Dude 1- My god it's so hot out I think I'm going to die
Dude 2- Don't die yet, Michelle is walking around in only a thong!
Dude 1- Sweet, Summer finally is paying off
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Often used as a females name : Often a shy quiet girl , who when lets loose LETS LOOSE . She' comes off as quiet insecure girl when actually she parties hard . She has this rocker attitude and doesn't care what people think. She often has nice curves and a great personality. She probally won't like you if your Boring Because Summer(s) often like to laugh.
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The season between spring and autumn for going to the beach and tanning excessively while shamelessly flirting with every gorgeous beach boy in sight.
Preferably done in Orange County.
I never spend a single summer day in anything more than a bikini.
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And incredibly sweet an compassionate girl who you can’t help but love. Eve if you aren’t with her romantically you fall his love with her more and more each day she tells you on of her hilarious stories and talks to you about the most sensitive things. She is beautiful in the most natural way. Inside and out. She is absolutely stunning in her looks and personality. But she’s insecure and shy through it all and it pisses you off to think someone so gorgeous can’t see what you see and you want to help her. Cuddling is her #1 priority. Loves long long hugs and cuddling. With her freckles on her face, bright loving blue eyes, brown hair, and wonderfully thick ass, letting go of her would be a big mistake. Of you’re a friend or close friend- you’re lucky. And if you’re thinking of stepping it up and asking her out- do it. Soon. Its most likely she loves you back.
Damn she's really lovely, she must be a summer.
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Incredible person!!
She’s like the coolest nf u will ever meet!!!
She is an amazing catgirl and is such a vibe to hang out with!!! She always has ur back especially when people get toxic!!
Just remember to treat her the way she treats u. She deserves the same respect that she gives everybody else.
Bow down to her (ur gonna need to in order to get on her eye level cuz she’s short <3)
I am grateful for Summer -Jakob
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Time to get your pale ass out into the sun inbetween attending those outdoor concerts completley stoned, enjoying drinks and burgers at the weekly BeerBQ, working that "job" of yours behind the counter, and going to your vacation house w/o parents where you will get absurb amounts of ass.
Jake: I've been taking steroids, fake tanning and managed to get an internship at the local garbage company! The babes will want me cause it's summer.
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