Thanks Pete

A Fall Out Boy reference created when Patrick Stump was too short (and is STILL to short) to reach his microphone. Pete Wentz attempted to lift Patrick up, resulting in the forever reference "Thanks Pete!"

Friend: *opens door*

Me: thanks pete

Friend: what the fuck

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Thank chu

A cuter way to say "Thank you".

Used when you want to thanks someone and, at the same time, adore them so much that you want to give them a kiss.

Is a combination of "thank you" and a kiss (chu).

PersonA: Thank you so much sweetie, I couldn't have made it without you.
PersonB: Awww, no, thank chu!! You have done a lot for me already.

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thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

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thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

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gee, thanks

Horribly sarcastic remark after someone insults you or something you've created

Me: "Check out these lyrics I wrote, man."
Kev: "Those suck, mate."
Me: "Gee, thanks."

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No thank you

Fuck off!

Would you like to upgrade your services with us today?

No thank you.

Can you spare some change?
No thank you.

Would you like to go to a Nickelback concert with me?
No thank you.

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Thanks for nothing

A sarcastic expression of frustration or displeasure at someone/thing.

More literal definition: I have no thanks for you because you aren't doing what I want or did something I didn't want.

Example 1:
*toothless, the dragon, flies wildly, terrifying the girl Hiccup's with*
"Thanks for nothing you useless reptile" (How to Train Your Dragon)

Example 2:
"You were supposed to bring hotdog buns! Thanks for nothing."

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