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Playing Tech-Deck with your bros while grapefruiting
Guy: Bro you wanna have Actual Sex?
Guy 2: Hell yeah my dude, don't forget to wear socks!
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A man that leaves people speechless. A quiet sole who rarely sits or sleeps. He works hard for the money and is not a big supporter of the system. He is a quiet mysterious anarchist with a strong love for the Boston Red Socks and hockey. Often seen in a bar or at a bar on mothers day. Likes plaid and rocks that shit like no one's business. Makes excellent Bloody Mary's but never partakes. Likes to take pictures of Pendleton and send it to friends. Loved by people named Fran and Mabel.
"Dude were you hanging out with Shawn last night?" "No, man. I was hanging out with an Actual Shawn."
A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
they are a NERD 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
idiot: 9 + 10 is 21 lolz
certified geek: erm actually it’s
idiot: NERD
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A wall. Due to facebook, when someone refers to their wall people think of their facebook wall. This quite literally an "actual wall".
I just put up this huge picture of Justin Bieber on my wall. You know, my actual wall.
a movie about how love actually is everywhere around us even though our world is precieved as a world of hatred. about how so many people are afraid to fly on air plaines since 9/11 and how airports are the place where you can always find love. for example at the baggage claim when u meet up with a loved one you always see hugs and kisses and nice things going around. how on 9ll all the calls from on board the plaine sertantly werent calls of hate they were calls of love. the movie also had a lot of really cute quotes. it follows many peoples love stories including the ones from a prime minister to people who double in porn scenes in movies. i loved this movie tho it was a little confusing to keep it all strait
((when mark talks to his step son about whats wrong and why hes been locking himself in his room and his son says its cuz hes in love))
"im relieved... it could be so much worse"
"worse? you think their are things that are worse then the total agony of being in love?"
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An expression demonstrating one's mental disturbance at the sight or sound of something very strange.
(Bob walks in on his mother listening to One Direction)
Bob: The actual fuck, mom!
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