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Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.
To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!
*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."
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Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.
My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.
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A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
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A white person who tries desperately hard to be funny but ends up being cringy af.
Bobi: "L0L dude why did you do that it's not even funny you Cringe Geezer!"
Adam: "Lol Joe, CringeGeezerXD!"
A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.
He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.
He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.
after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!
and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
James really is a true brexit geezer innit?
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The kids who got free lunch in high school.
“Stop stealing my parents tax money, you token geezer!”
The little bit of doody a senior citizen leaves on the toilet seat after they leave the bathroom.
Yuck...when I went into the bathroom I noticed Grandpa left a geezer pellet on the toilet seat.