Fatty Noid

Someone who is fat and a nerd at something..

OMG Your a Fatty Noid

noiding out

the act of being completely idiotic and paranoid. usually has to do with the use of drugs.

shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!

kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.

Bongolian Butt-noid

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.

My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.

spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.

Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?

noided

noided means a cool thing/person
mr.dethgrip (stefan burnett) said it for the first time (i think) in deathgrips` second album "the money store" in the song named "ive seen footage"

this might be complete bullshit im not sure if this is the actual meaning of noided

"IVE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED"

"yo bro, did you hear that alex listened to deathgrips? i think hes noided"

noided

1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.

2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."

3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.

4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.

5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.

"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."

"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"

"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."

"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."

"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."

noided

To get extremely fucked up and be intoxicated with cannabinoids; including THC, CBD, Delta 8, HHC and others.

"wyd tonight babe"
"smoking 🌬 im getting noided tonight 😈"