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Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.
When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"
Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"
Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"
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a short, solitary facial hair roughly a half an inch in length; usually found on pubescent males
Todd, how long have you been growing that noot on your face?
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A sexy ranga who gets all the chicks
Guy: hey babe
Girl: sorry I'm dating noots
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a small yet very aesthetically pleasing bottom.
A term of endearment & appreciation for your lovers behind.
"Wow, that ronny has a noot noot."
(while squeezing arse cheek of lover) "Ohhh, noot noot!"
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The term for someone who claims that their content is original, but their content is not at all original.
"Did you see my new meme? It's original and funny."
"Dude stop being a nooted. You stole that meme from Google images."
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Pingu's greatest sound BUT ALSO a way to indicate a consumption of Cocaine or any stimulant.
I think I went too hard on Cocaine yesterday, I was way too noot noot
Did you see Jim this morning? After his 4th coffee he always become a little noot noot
Friend: Are you feeling great today bro, you look so energetic!
Me: NOOT NOOT!
Friend: Whoa, I see, have a good day!
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