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Planet Norway

Named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: Norway.

On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.

Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.

"Frown, my acolytes! Frown! For Planet Norway shall soon overcome this lukewarm place, also known as earth!"

by Grimlord December 28, 2005

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Norway, Michigan

A small town that is not remembered by anyone except those who live there. Most people from here say, "I'm from Iron Mountain," because they at least make the weather channel map. People from Norway generally dislike Iron Mountain only because of the rivalry between the high schools.

GO KNIGHTS!

"where are you from?"
"Norway."
"the country????"
"No, Norway, Michigan."
"...Oh..."

by maisy27 November 12, 2009

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go norway

originated from a series terrorist attacks in norway - similar to going postal, but stronger in nature, usually means that someone is about to do something extremely brutal, crazy and cause multiple causalities.

1. Run! He looks as if he might go norway any second!
2. Her mother always goes norway during sex.
3. We thought she would go postal after hearing this, but she went fucking norway!

by niedakh July 24, 2011

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Twisty Norway

When you are banging a chick on a bed and do a stationary cartwheel with your cock still inside the puss.

Whoa fuck bro! I just pulled off a Twisty Norway on this fuckin ho. I mutherfucking literally did a cartwheel while my penis was going in and out of her vagina cuz I'm mad coordinated and realized that this is also a run on sentence. Peace!

by Party McFly April 9, 2010

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sons of norway

A group of middle aged parents that get together to cook and eat Norwegian food

Person 1- are you and the kids going to Sons of Norway tonight?
Person 2- you betcha

by Gunpowder and lead September 4, 2015


norway spiral

The act of receiving anal intercourse while performing autofellatio

...7 mai tai's later, we were in a norway spiral!

by Nexan December 10, 2009

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Norway Poke

Before having sexual intercourse with a female, the male lathers his penis in mayonnaise. Then, the mayo-covered penis is inserted into the female and sexual intercourse begins.

I was going to give your mom the Norway Poke last night, but I used up all my mayonnaise on a sandwich earlier.

by Patrick1425 November 3, 2008

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