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An Italian swag person, very influent for Italy's economy. Legends say that his dick is longer than a tree.
Addryen: hey, do you know what happened to Daniele halal?
ToeEater: no but I wanna fuck him rn
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Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings
Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!
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Jeune musulman qui marit une femme que pour la ken et puis la divorce quand ses besoins sexuels sont satisfaient.
Fille: Il ma marié, ken et divorcé!!
Autre fille: Ahh ouaii c’est un fuckboy halal.
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A staple of the Philadelphia college experience. This fine portable establishments are able to create some of the best cusines known to a broke college students. Not matter how broke you are, a chicken over rice for $9 will always seem worth it.
Bartholomew: Man, I'm sure hungry but imma be shitting profusely if I go to the dining hall again.
Jackquavious: Yo just hit the halal carts, that shit is $9 and it'll have you floating.
Bartholomew: Oh yea you right. Thanks for the brilliant suggestion Jackquavious!
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A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action
Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on
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What it has wine thaths sooooooooo not halal mode
So not halal mode is the phrase meaning something is not ethical but is used in a joking a matter this meme was created by Bader Al Safar or on tiktok @baderalsafar
baderalsafar : So not halal mode
Everyone : *laughs* Well no shit, oops
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