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The much more perfered, hip termonology for the renowed party towns of Maplewood and South Orange. Said in place of MapSo.
"Hey we gonna party in MapSo tonight?"
"What the fuck is MapSo, fag? I'm from SoMa"
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A wild Somoan. Like that dude with the necklace.
Rafael Marquez is Mexican.
"Billy, answer the phone, you prick!"
"But dad..."
*chokeslam!*
"Soma, answer the phone.
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Main character of the videogames Castlevania:Aria of Sorrow (GBA) and Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (DS), made by Konami.
His name comes from "cruz", that in Spanish means "cross".
Soma Cruz is, apart from Alucard and Simon Belmont, one of the most famous characters in the Castlevania series. He is a human that has the ability to absorb the soul of all the monsters that live in Dracula`s castle and use them as weapons. Later is revealed that he is no other than Dracula, who sleeps inside his soul. In order to prevent Dracula for being free again, Julius Belmont, Alucard (Genya Arikado), Mina Hakuba and Yoko Belnades helped him to keep his human form.
In Dawn of Sorrow a strange cult (headed by the priest Celia Fortner) tries to awaken Dracula again, and their plan consists in forcing Soma to free all his fury and anger to become Dracula, as is later revealed when Mina Hakuba is kidnapped. As the previous game, Soma is helped by his friends and using all his powers defeats Menace.
What is interesting about Soma is that unlike all the Belmonts, he uses many different weapons, from knifes and short swords to guns and axes. As Dracula, he can use the power of his minions as his own. One of the goals of the games is to collect all the souls of the enemies; both games have very rare souls that are difficult to get.
Castlevania`s games have some really cool characters. Soma Cruz and Alucard are really cool.
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A 7 year old 2D MMORPG, what could have been a great game, was ruined by the complacent powers that be.
Several shard servers exist, keeping the MOS addicts with their daily fix.
One bright person decided that Soma stood for "Sits On My Ass".
Person 1: What have you been doing for the last 3 months?
Myth of Soma Gamer: Punching my way to 22 Constitution, I need some sleep now.
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A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:
*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"
"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
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That good spirit in ultimate that u can get by enhancing dracula or something like that. btw aria of sorrow i s the best Castlevania game.
person: Why Soma Cruz is not in smash
person but gay: Cuz we have 2 Castlevania characters already.
me: Damn Simon and Richter are nothing compare to Soma or Alucard.
ad: Have u ever had cancer and depression at the same time. Well i have a soultion for u. T A K E A S H I T
A mixture of the opiate Hydrocodone and the muscle relaxer Soma that gives the user a kickass heroin-like euphoria.
I just used the combination Hydrocodone + Soma and now I feel like Jesus having an orgasm.
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