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Pussies who watch atrocities commited around them yet never act.
Britain: Switzerland, help! The nazi's are slaughtering jews and all sorts of other innocent people, we need you to fight.
Switzerland President: No thank you we're gonna sit here, eat our chocolate and laugh at you poor heathens.
Britain: Ok well once Germany has conquered all of Europe they will invade you.
Switzerland President: We will never be invaded, all of our citizens have guns and they will be able to fight off a fully trained and organized army!
Switzerland is a tiny landlocked country in Europe where everyone is conservative. Everyone there is a clean freak so everything must be sprayed with Windex constantly. The mountains take a while though.
Switzerland is a pretty rad country. Everything smells like Windex!
A) A country in central Europe with lots of mountains.
B) Being on both Team Jacob and Team Edward if you are a Twilight fan. (This is because in Eclipse Bella says she ios on neither side, she is Switzerland which is a nuetral country)
A) I went to Switzerland on holiday!
B)
Girl 1: I'm on Team Jacob, he rocks what about you, Team Edward or Jacob?
Girl 2: I'm Switzerland.
1.someone who doesn't take sides. They just listen to both sides of a conversation and vacillates between opinions.
2. Someone who just follows you, quietly
"Damn girl you a Switzerland! You followed me to all my classes!"
beastly nation also known 4 their xenophobia! the home of the scorpions! and if u dont like the scorpions i'll kick ur butt here and now!
SWITZERLAND BEASTLYNESS!!!!
Don't mention his peace prize.
"What did Switzerland do in the war Mummy?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone."
A country that can't decide if they are Germans or Italians. They also make damn good chocolate!
Switzerland: Am I German or Italian?
Everybody else: Shut up, you bitch-ass coward!