tub

Tub means tall ugly blonde. It's an acronym. There are a lot of these out there. Especially the ones that from the back look cool, and you're like, hey maybe I'll pick up that hottie. Then she turns around and you're just straight outta luck son.

Guy 1: "That blonde over there looks awesome from behind - I'm trying to get a look at her face"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, hope she doesn't turn out to be a tub"

Guy 1: "Damn she turned around and she's totally a TUB!"

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Tubs

Elaine: the mum with the extreme fondness of tupperware and who washes out take-away chinese tubs to keep even, though she already has a lifetime supply of tubs.

*EVERYTHING must go in a tub!*

"love you tubs!" instead of "love you mum!"

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Tubbing

The act of drunkenly pooping in a cooler of beer

Dude, Andre just went tubbing, thats gross

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Tubbed

*A Gaming Reference* when you get absolutely owned or merked or destroyed

"DAMNNNN!!! Get Tubbed faggot!"
or
"We are getting absolutely tubbed!!!"

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Fatty Tub Tub

One who is overweight, ugly, and requires a team of 16 CGI animators and professional photo editors three weeks of editing before a single final-production picture is deemed myspace worthy. Unfortunately, this picture looks nothing like the person in real life and gives the FTT a false sense of attractiveness.

"Nasche."
"Look at that Fatty Tub Tub!"

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TUBS

total ultimate butt shelf

Damn, check out the junk in the trunk.

I could rest a tea tray on that TUBS.

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tub

A beard which has been shaved only on the chin and under the chin.

Rather than shaving his whole beard, he went with a tub.

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