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The oldest ice hockey team in British history. Have not won the league since 1956 and have not won anything else for several years.
They hate the sheffield steelers
the nottingham panthers lost the league/challenge cup/play offs (delete as appropriate) to the sheffield steelers, again!
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Home of herr's chip factory and some amish people. Nothing else.
Dude 1:There's nothing in Nottingham, Pa.
Dude 2: nah they got chips and smelly fields
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fake bitches y'all thick-skulled sons of bitches.
#swampratsgay
nottingham high school is ass
A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.
Man 1: "Where were you last night?"
Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"
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Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.
see also wanker.
Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)
Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
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Bunch Of Idiots Who Support The Rubbishest Team In The Midlands =.
Derby County Football Club For Life.
Nottingham Forest Fans
Build A Fire
Build A Fire
Put The Forest On The Top
Put The Leicester In The Middle
And We'l Burn The F**Kin Lot
WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO OH DERBY WE LOVE YOU.
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The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species. Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.
However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub cheered me up immediately.
Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?
-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.
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