November 18

National don't fuck your girl day

It's no nut November so you can't fuck your girl. November 18 is forbidden

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November 18

Guys get to steal a kiss from a girl even if they have a girlfriend go get some boys you get a free pass today

*Boy kisses girl*
Girl- girl what was that for

Boy - it's November 18th duh
Girl- oh yeah...do it again

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November 18

National make up a stupid ass holiday for a day!

You make up some stupid shit that no one will ever do on November 18!

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November 18

November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!

Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore

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November 18

Day to slap a slag called Maria

Guy: “hey Maria’’(slaps)
Maria: “what was that for’’
Guy: “Today is November 18th ,slap a slag called Maria day”
Maria : “Ok’’

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November 18

Ask the girl you have a crush on at school

Best Friend: It’s November 18th
Him: Ok so
Best Friend: Ask out your crush!

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November 18

A day where you fucking kill Sebastian with a glock.

Camryn: I’m gonna fucking kill you.
Sebastian: bruh wtf why!?!
Camryn: because it’s November 18 duh

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