national kiss your girlfriend day.
Mama: Joe its November 8th go kiss your girlfriend.
Joe: Okay.
On November 8th Take a bath, shower etc.! Shave! Relax! Hang out with your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.! Do a face mask! exercise!
The day you get to smack the shit out of Dan Van Cott
Hey it’s November 8th! We get to smack the shit out of Dan today!
National ask your crush on a date no balls
Hey Aaron, guess what day it is.
November 8th
No its national ask your crush out day will you go out with me?
november 8th is national ask out your crush day
person 1: aw man u should ask out your crush
person 2: what why!
person 1: it’s november 8th!
person 2: ugh ok!!
International ass day
Spread them cheeks
John doe: yo dude, it's November 8th!
Joe Dude: shit you're right! *Turns around and spreads his cheeks*
if it's ur birthday then everybody MUST give you head
Dave: ayo its November 8th aka my birthday gimmie that head
John: you got it sir