Grab your girlfriends ass day
John: I’m glad it’s November 5th
Jake: Why
John: I get to grab my girlfriends ass without telling her
National kiss your girlfriend day
It’s November 5th we have to kiss
Nation take your crushes hoodie even if he doesn’t know
Crush:*takes hoodie off and Lays it down*
Girl:*takes hoodie*
Crush:”where’s my hoodie”
Girl:”I took it cause it’s November 5th”
Give a girl your hoodie, even if she already has one
Girl: can I have your hoodie
Guy: you already have one
Girl: so it’s November 5th and that is national give you Hoodie to a girl even if she has one day
An example is Ian gives Ryan his hoodie on November 5th because he can’t ask her in public because he’s a little baby.
It's national ask your crush to be your bf/gf day
Hey it's November 5th so.... Will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?
Conner Wallace and Chucks birthday.
him: Hey what day is today?
her: November 5th, why?
him: IT IS CHUCK AND BUTTERCOWS BIRTHDAY