Nyquil Suicide

1. A fake suicide attempt involving taking pictures of a supposedly slashed wrist with Cherry Nyquil as the blood.

2. To fake a death by substituting Cherry Nyquil as blood.

3. To fool someone into thinking that someone committed suicide.

1. That's not a real suicide pic, thats a Nyquil suicide.

2. Jakal didn't slash his wrist, he staged a Nyqil suicide.

3. The blood in the picture doesn't look red enough, i bet that this is a Nyquil suicide.

4. Jakal fooled Iponu by sending him a picture of a Nyqil suicide.

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NyQuil Endurance Race

An endurance race requiring a full bottle of NyQuil and one full tank of gas. The winner is judged by the person who drinks the entire bottle of NyQuil and runs out of gas the fastest. Usually results in accidents and DUI's.

Dude what happened to your car?!
I got challenged to a NyQuil Endurance Race last night...
I take it you lost?
Yeah...

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texts from last nyquil

the act of texting after comsuming a large amount of Nyquil.

"You were crazy talking last night. Do you remember what you were saying?"

"No, they were texts from last nyquil."

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Visual Nyquil

Refers to a movie or TV show that’s so boring and uninteresting that it puts you to sleep, or in rare cases, into a coma.

Marvel’s “The Eternals” is a good dose of Visual NyQuil to help you go to sleep.

Warning: Too much Visual NyQuil may cause you to slip into a coma and die.

NyQuil Nap

The super awesome deep sleep you get after taking NyQuil.

Terry: Gee golly, I'm so tired!
Phillip: I'm not, I had a NyQuil nap last night.

Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"

homemade nyquil

When you can’t fall asleep so you bust a fatty in order to go to bed

Dude last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I took some homemade nyquil!