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As someone who is from Oakville, it is hard to say good things in support of this town because the things many people stereotype oakville for being are entirely true. Chate is a commonly used word, people love the OC, people drive nice cars, there are princesses galore, and yes there is more ignorance then white blondes. This town is a prime example of everything that is wrong with our society because the young men and women it produces do not have any idea what the real world is like. No one see's poverty, violence, or crime behind their hightech security systems in their air conditioned houses. Common sense left oakville 20 years ago and in its place are people who are truely ugly on the inside. I will openly admit that I live in here oakville but I always ask not to be judged because of it. Not everyone who lives here gets rich and marries a stepford wife, but many do, and the ones who dont usually end up a lot happier. So... if I had to define oakville I would say it is the most superficial place on earth... no offense to my fellow oakvillians.
The place where the only crime the police have to worry about is breaking up high school parties on the weekend is oakville. Im serious, that's it.
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A town in the southern part of oakville. They are often thought as the rich, snobby, o.c wanna bes by people who do not know anyone from there. But if you actully lived there (like me) i had no rich friends, no one had a lexus except me! and people arent as snobby as you think so shut up and stop dissing oakville you stupid canadians! oh and i have never heard the word chate used. i hate oakville but for reasons no one has listed in all these stupid articles. So you wanna actully make fun of oakville try living there for a year then go ahead.
oakville teens are all potheads, emos, sluts, "o.c", or smart kids who are addicted to myspace and shop at american eagle and carry to big lulu lemon bags around school. They make fun of the USA and Bush. They go to bush and house parties. They also play rugby
Person 1: What did you do last nigh?
Person 2: well i had rugby practice last night!
oakville is boring
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Oakville, What isnt there to say
Drugs, Money, beautiful people!
...Parties all the time, House parties..Usually some sort of fee...For the kegger..
The fashion there, almost every girl has to have a Louis Vuitton or Burberry. ( who wouldnt want that)..
Gucci and Prada, Verry adored words.
WE love the oc, and We love expensive nice cars.
we drink coffe at starbucks, or Vinnies.
theres a hopedale crew, and a Bronte crew.
Long live the CREWS. lol!!!!!!
..There is no real ghetto in oakville,Maybe one street of welfare..But we dont interact with them..LOL
"Hey, what kegger should we go to?"
"OMG its O.C tonight!! whos coming? (everyone)"
"Mom, Can I take the benz, or am i stuck with the Jag?"
"My house can only hold 300 people, damnit"
"yo, jigga wudddddup?"
"Meet me at hopedale, At timmies"
"Oakville succcckkss"
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Some of the biggest punks and morons live here. They have managed to ruin what was once a great small town and turn it into a cesspool of coporate criminals(this is refered to as "working hard".) Stay away from the north, the absolute worst area. And avoid the, rich, snotty, moronic kids with no respect. or which ever part of the rich side of Toronto where they came from.
Missisauga kid: Man, I wish I lived in Oakville, but I don't, so I'll just diss it and pretend I'm glad I don't live there.
Oakville kid: Shut up and get a life.
(This is an example of what a stupid bubble kid with no concept of reality would write.)
I know all this because I live here, and I cannot wait to get the hell out.
"Oakville." kid: I wanna be rich like Conrad Black someday!
Toronto Kid: Get Lost.
Hamilton Kid: Get a job and contribute to society for once in your life.
This is a typical conversation with a Oakville kid
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Home of would-bes, has-beens, and general know-nothing-know-it-alls. Nothing really distinguishes Oakville from any other small suburb outside Toronto except the fact that it is generally regarded as one of the wealthiest towns in Canada. Big deal. Who really gives a shit where you're from. So why all the fighting guys? Can't we just all get along? Don't be a slave to the fatal suburban coma. Expand.
Joker: Oakville what!!
Batman: Unbelievable.
Robin: Holy Crap Batman! Joker's representin'!
Batman: No Robin. He's simply under the 'suburban spell'. He'll be dead from boredom in no time, just wait.
Joker: Chate!!!
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Most fucked up pussiest place in the world. Filled with white fucking "hollister" faggets
Oakville fagget: Im so gangster with my sk8board
Sauga PERSON: yo...your a fucking fag
Oakville fagget: Wanna fight me you looser
Mississauga PERSON: Shut the fuck up..
Oakville fagget: Geez...don't be so mean
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a rich city with rich ppl, also filling up with "binders" it doesnt matter if we speak english or not, we are rich and taking over, ass
white boy - you brown ppl are crowding up my town
brown person - kiss my ass before i slap u with my wallet
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