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Semen oath

A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.

Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman

by Themositones November 25, 2016


Bleeding Oath

A heavy metal band including 2 guitarists a drummer and a bass player:

Harrison White: Drums

Robin Haigh: Lead Singer and Lead Guitarist

Micah Douglas: Rhythm/2nd guitarist

Moat Lowe: Bass Player and King of food

Wow, Bleeding Oath were amazing at that concert last night!

by LordOzza May 7, 2012


Oath Of Druids

Magic The Gathering card game.

Oath Of druids is a green enchantment from the set Exodus that costs 1G and reads: At the beginning of each players upkeep, if that players controls fewer creatures than an opponent, the player may reveal cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals a creature card. The player puts that creature into play and all other cards revealed this way into his or her graveyard.

At the beginning of Beans upkeep he used Oath Of Druids ability to to put a creature card from his library into play. He revealed Akroma, Angel Of Wrath(a 6/6 white creature with flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and red) and proceeded to his attack phase. Bean attacked for a mere 6 damage, his opponent took 6 damage like it was nothing. In response to the damage String Bean casted two instant spells called Berserk. (Berserk is a G instant that doubles the creatures power( its done twice with two. 6/6- 12/6- 24/6)) Bringing his opponent to -4 which then resulted in Beans victory.

by The Jeff November 24, 2007

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hypocritic oath

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.

I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P

by QuacksO June 3, 2021

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Spliff oath

An expression of complete agreement, deriving from the original 'fuckin oath'

-If i could just have one toke of that Billy Bong THornton
-yeh Spliff oath

by The J November 17, 2004

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mando oath

to swear under the mando blood within your veins. If used inapropriately, it means as much as a non-scout saying "scouts honor"

"I swear i didn't steal your beautiful g unit sneakers!!Under my mando oath!"
Daniel Chiu(bc he only has dirty canto blood, this oath means nothing)

by andy June 14, 2004

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Under the oath face

Faking facial expressions, being really good at lying

I can never tell when she's lying, she has such an under the oath face

by PopRock216 October 19, 2016