The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!
Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie
Best day to ever be born on if you are born on this day you better be happy because you shine brighter than the sky
Rylee: Hey when is your birthday
Friend: October 26th
Rylee: your so lucky
Friend: why
Rylee: October 26th is one of the best days to be born!
Friend: that’s amazing!
The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.
Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”
Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.
Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.
A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.
You get to kiss,hug,or hold hands with your crush
Crush:hi
You:”holds hand”
Crush:what are u doing?!?
You:It’s October 26
National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.
Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.
National tell your crush that you like them
Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her