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National kiss your boyfriend day
Kiss your boyfriend as much as you want when you want at any time
Hey babe it’s October 31st you know what that means
Choke the Chicken, Mortify the Meat, Bop your Bologna! Savor today and savor your nut because it’s the last one until December!
On October 31st savor your nut because it’s the last one until December! 😩🤧
It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life
Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”
On October 31st Give Your Gf/Crush A Love Letter
“Hey, It’s October 31st So Read This” *Hands GF Love Letter*
Any girl named Uma has to give any guy named Isaac a blowjob
Isaac: can’t wait till October 31st for that blowjob!
Uma: wait what?
Apart from being the day known as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters it is also the national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.
Raf: today is October 31st should I tell my crush I like her?
Blyatmobile: yes totally, today is the day!
National Last Nude of October Day
It’s October 31st. That means it’s the last chance to send someone a nude this October before that dreaded month of November. Make sure it’s good or at least send a couple