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Fucking close to water
Having sex in the pool
I was Coors Lighting with this guy in the pool.
The nastiest s*** you'll drink it taste like salt
My Coors Light taste like a horse eating salt Cube
A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.
Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.
similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors
sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours
I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.
Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".