spank one off

v. Masturbate.

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.

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cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

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pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

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pull one off

Having a wank

Alright lads, I'm just going to pull one off

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tie one off

To drink to the point of extreme intoxication. Synonymous with tie one on.

Eric: I think I'm going to tie one off tonight.

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knock one off

1. Make love to yourself
2. A bout of self help
3. To masterbate
4. Pull the popes cap off

Dont go to the shop yet sugar, I just need to quickly knock one off.

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tear one off

to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.

Hey baby, you look hot in that skirt, wanna go upstairs and tear one off?

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