white old people

the founding fathers

who were those white old people that made dis country

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old-people band

Bands with old people because their band still is successful and they think they are still rawkin' hard.

Rolling Stones is an old-people band, Jagger should get over his blown-out dick.

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Old People's Syndrome

1.when someone says they are going to leave to do something but actually stay and stare at whatever you are doing.

2.when people barge into your house uninvited and look all over you house for no apparent reason and leave.

1. Son: "Yeah Dad, i'm just watchin some videos"

Dad: "OK son, i'll just be upstairs"

*moves somewhere to secretly watch what your doing*

Son: "Dad... your Old People's Syndrome is kicking in again..."

2. Me: "So my aunt and uncle came over when I was alone at my house and searched my whole house for nothing at all."

Friend: "Yeah dude, it sounds like your aunt and uncle have Old People's Syndrome."

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the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

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Old people smell syndrome

The smell of a old person

Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome

Throwing rocks at old people

To take a shower

Y'von: "Hey Jorge, what are you doing?"

Jorge: "I be throwing rocks at old people."

Y'von: "Oh, well that explains why you are naked and covered with water."

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Group featuring old people.

This group is made up of 4 ridiculous teens that believe they are are related in odd ways.

But there is many more things that might make people worry for these teens.

This Group featuring old people. is quite odd.