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Q: Who played this music?
A: Shon Motherfucking Olson
Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.
A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
Alexis olson is one fine ass girl, gets all the guys possibly even ladies, she’s mad thicc and yes with two c’s. Real slim. Emotional asf.
Maybe even a little depressed at sometimes. Gives zero fucks when It comes to anything. Passionate loving, always puts her friends needs before hers and just a good ass person to be around.
Damn that Alexis Olson over there is so fine I wish she was mine
A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:
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Sammie Olson rocks
He’s a fag. He’s also indecisive as fuck but a sexy man beast mmmmmm I’d smash.
“I’d smash Grant Olson, but I feel like it take 20 minuets for him to dicide when”
Chandler Olson has a vary big dick and loves to show it off
He gets hard all the time and love to show pepole chandler Olson
A ginger that likes to think he is the strongest person around. He is a huge hypocrite because he talks crap to other people but then when anyone says anything to him he gets extremely salty. He only plays first person shooters and Minecraft. Also when he gets one girl he thinks he is a player even though his girl has a case of crusty puss.
That kid is such a Donald Olson it makes me want to kill myself.