Omegle

Definition:
A online website where Directioners can fangirl together and share their One Direction twitter names

Example:
Omegle
You are now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

Stranger: VAS HAPPENIN!?
You: VAS HAPPENIN?!
Stranger: AHH DIRECTIONERS RULE!
You: Agreed! FANGIRLING SESSION!
Stranger: HORAN THE WORLD

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Omegle

A website that's pretty much full of horny bitches who are 40 and still live with their mothers. They usually try to talk teenage girls into sex or they pose and 20 year old strippers with big tits.

Typical Omegle Conversation-
Stranger: Horny male looking for a horny female to cyber with!
You: Nah, I'm good

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Omegle

An online chatting site full of bots, horny 13 year olds, discord mods, and pedophiles

Most common omegle conversations:

Stranger: M
You: M

Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: M
Stranger: Age
You: No
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Nudes?
You: No
Stranger has disconnected.

You: M-14, Hai, from India, send bobs and vagene
You: No
Stranger: Bitch Lasagna
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: I just got out of the shower... add me on kik @somestereotypicalwhitegirlname
You: No
You have disconnected.

Dude I just went on omegle and why are there so many predators?

Omegle

A chat room for people with no friends and no life so they want to feel loved so they go and try to get people to talk to them over the computer because in real life they repel people

John: Have you ever been on omegle?

Ali: That chat room for losers with no real friends and no real life? Why on earth would I ever stoop so low?

John: ...

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Omegle

A breeding ground for people with fatphobia

Omegle video chats nowdays:
You: Hi
Stranger: Holy fuck you're morbidly obese
you: fuck you
you have disconnected from the chat

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omegle

A place on the interwebs where strangers can prank you scare you and show off their bodies.

Omegle is a scary place

omegle

You: i know you're there.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I am here
You: you weren't going to initiate?
Stranger: I wasn't intending to
Stranger: no
You: oh, and why is that?
Stranger: I'd rather be engaged
Stranger: than engage someone
You: yet, you're on this website. don't you find that slightly hypocritical?
Stranger: I'm here to be entertained
Stranger: I have no incentive to entertain

I'm looking for this stranger from omegle.

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