bert

a nameless kid at a party.

When doing a girl anal you pull out and leave a shit stain inbetween the eyebrows...Like a unibrow

Yo bert how much beer you got?

Yo bitch I gave you a Bert.

Artie Sanchez gave Joe Cool a Bert.

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bert

what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn

"stop pulling a Bert"

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Bert

Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.

Bert likes to break lamps.
Ik!!

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Bert

A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.

Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.

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Bert

An extremely Over-Powered pokemon.

CptWrath lives by Bert.

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Bert

Small.

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."

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a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

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