To throw up on someone while they're giving you oral sex.
BJ:"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Josh:"Not too good I keated all over her."
The sexual act of gangbanging a group of unwilling men, smearing them with vaginal cottage cheese discharge
He was Louise Keates by the Munster at the pub
The left over toilet paper fuzz on your butt hairs.
Hey Carlos, “after dinner do you want to eat some keating with Hanson and I”?
Keating also known as Mas Keating means someone who is unappealing, ugly and a faggot. Keatings are also known as rude and very unpleasant to be around.
Mas Keating might trip and break her nick! (The pronunciation of neck is said nick)
Question Siex (Six is pronounced as sex)
Paet (The name pat is pronounced as Paet)
The act of nutting on a female and turning on "East Bound Down - Jerry Reed" and then chanting ooga chacka while farting.
Friend 1: BRO how was the date with Riley.
Friend 2: I accidentally started Keating on her so, I don't think it went well.
Kissing while cheating on someone
Keating: The description says it all.
Often referred to as king of the downeys. Jeff has a 5 hole the size of Texas and a double that’s twice as big. Stand back if you see this man without tard wranglers he may be dangerous.
Man that guy is such a Jeffrey Keating
Haha you’re right fuck that guy