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Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.
I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!
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when your coochie sounds like squidward walking
Man 1: I heard that girl has a squidward cooch
Man 2: I know! It sounds just like him
A girl who when giving a hug rams or pushes her crotch against the other person. Perhaps an indication that she is attracted to the person she cooch pushes, or maybe she's just a slut :)
"Vanessa totally wants me, dude! Everytime we hug she gives the old cooch push!"
"Everyone knows she's a cooch pusher, bro!"
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Cooch snot is the wetness from the womans vagina that leaks out, sort of like having a runny nose. Thus, cooch snot
EW! You got cooch snot all over my balls!
When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.
She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.
One of America's greatest past times. Slang for oral sex, i.e. when a male or female or whatever kisses a lady's coochie, typically in a disorganized manner.
How was your date with Desiree last night?
It was good. We went out, grabbed dinner, and she let me stay the night for being such a gentlemen.
So you put the smoochie on that coochie?
I put the smooch on that cooch!
(To smooch the cooch is to go down on a girl in a sloppy manner, holding nothing back, especially not your tongue)