telly tubbies

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.

Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.

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get a telly

Getting a hotel room

Yo dawg I’m about to go get a Telly

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

council telly

Any non-satelite, non cable TV station that is free-to-air.

"Have you seen the latest episode of the exciting TV serial Lost"
"no, I'll have to wait until it comes on the council telly"

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The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald

P-Phat loves the Telly Savalas!

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telly tubbies

sick gay creatures with things that resemble cocks on there heads.it is hard to tell weather these fagots are girls or boys

who in the hell would have a sick mind to make creatures with freakin cocks on there heads

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telly monster

Telly Monster was a character on Sesame Street, who was obsessed with television. Not only was he obsessed with the "telly", but he was a notorious worry-wart. Personality-wise, Telly is a fidgeting, nervous wreck, prone easily to manic behavior and paranoia.

Oh look here comes Telly Monster, we can never watch TV with him around.

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